Chuck Norris...forever!!!

This is a FABULOUS site!!! I was crying at my desk.

 

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

Example Chuck Norris Facts:

1. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
2. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
3. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
4. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
5. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
7. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
8. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he fucking MEANS it.
9. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
10. An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
11. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
12. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
13. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
14. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
15. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Lovin' it!!
 oh, and this one too: Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.