Wow, I really like this particular meme that Hauself tried. I did a search for “<Turtle’s real girl name here> is”
Here’s what I found: (my favorite is the very last one)
Here’s what I found: (my favorite is the very last one)
‘Turtle’ is an Answer Geek! (the first answer, Wow!!)
‘Turtle’ is the current chair of the West Essex Board of Realtors’
Community Service
‘Turtle’ Is Strange (duh)
(Hotel) ‘Turtle’ is close to all public services, such as banks, bars, ... (physically and psychologically too)
‘Turtle’ is the current chair of the West Essex Board of Realtors’
Community Service
‘Turtle’ Is Strange (duh)
(Hotel) ‘Turtle’ is close to all public services, such as banks, bars, ... (physically and psychologically too)
Googlism when is ‘Turtle’
‘Turtle’ is an African American because she "didn't wash her hair" (so do I become French if I bite my nails??)
‘Turtle’ is not at all "a suitable mate" for a gentleman of Wooster's description (a description I do not have)
‘Turtle’ is a fascinating personal odyssey of one man's search for significance, enacted by a superb cast and highlighted by very conscious art direction. (Fate, thy name is Stephen Spielberg)
‘Turtle’ is voted out in The X Factor (15 minutes of fame!)
First live showdown ‘Turtle’ is voted out. ... ‘Turtle’ is voted out. (oh the shock, the dread, the shock!)
I joke around with her to set the mood but quickly realize ‘Turtle’ is one serious cookie. ... Long story short: ‘Turtle’ is not only beautiful but extremely (what?! What! WHAT!)
‘Turtle’ is the current chair of the West Essex Board of Realtors (Whapow)
‘Turtle’ is different. (mmhmm)
The consummate scholar, ‘Turtle’ is among the most disciplined learners (a sponge, I tell ya)
‘Turtle’ is the most beautiful supermodel of all time -- ‘Turtle’ is the superset supermodel in the world -- Even though she is American, she is more famous ... (can’t help where I’m born, SON)
Ertoel has done some “tweaking”, and the ‘Turtle’ is now better than ever,
‘Turtle’ is a proactive professional when it comes to helping clients through buying or selling a home
‘Turtle’ is so in tune with people and she is such a good listener (hehe, just had to throw that in)
‘Turtle’ is an African American because she "didn't wash her hair" (so do I become French if I bite my nails??)
‘Turtle’ is not at all "a suitable mate" for a gentleman of Wooster's description (a description I do not have)
‘Turtle’ is a fascinating personal odyssey of one man's search for significance, enacted by a superb cast and highlighted by very conscious art direction. (Fate, thy name is Stephen Spielberg)
‘Turtle’ is voted out in The X Factor (15 minutes of fame!)
First live showdown ‘Turtle’ is voted out. ... ‘Turtle’ is voted out. (oh the shock, the dread, the shock!)
I joke around with her to set the mood but quickly realize ‘Turtle’ is one serious cookie. ... Long story short: ‘Turtle’ is not only beautiful but extremely (what?! What! WHAT!)
‘Turtle’ is the current chair of the West Essex Board of Realtors (Whapow)
‘Turtle’ is different. (mmhmm)
The consummate scholar, ‘Turtle’ is among the most disciplined learners (a sponge, I tell ya)
‘Turtle’ is the most beautiful supermodel of all time -- ‘Turtle’ is the superset supermodel in the world -- Even though she is American, she is more famous ... (can’t help where I’m born, SON)
Ertoel has done some “tweaking”, and the ‘Turtle’ is now better than ever,
‘Turtle’ is a proactive professional when it comes to helping clients through buying or selling a home
‘Turtle’ is so in tune with people and she is such a good listener (hehe, just had to throw that in)
On page 10 of…a lot:
‘Turtle’' is funded by the German Federal Ministry of Education and Research (cha ching)
The fact that ‘Turtle’ is guided along by so many accidents, rather than making some clear choices of her own, also sets her back to a non-subversive (what? What?! WHAT!)
‘Turtle’' is funded by the German Federal Ministry of Education and Research (cha ching)
The fact that ‘Turtle’ is guided along by so many accidents, rather than making some clear choices of her own, also sets her back to a non-subversive (what? What?! WHAT!)
‘Turtle’ is admitted to the DC, Texas and US Supreme Court bars. .(they said Bars-again, hehe)
‘Turtle’ is also a Master swimmer, and teaches drownproofing for children under one year ...(drownproofing, whasat? Is that like a spray, like for waterproofing? ScotchGuard for kids??)
‘Turtle’ is also a Master swimmer, and teaches drownproofing for children under one year ...(drownproofing, whasat? Is that like a spray, like for waterproofing? ScotchGuard for kids??)
I decided to try “was” instead of “is”….Maybe I was trying to glance at my future, who knows. Here’s what I found:
‘Turtle’ was the first Canadian woman to see earth from space.<How cool, eh?!> <Take off Hoser, yer just jealous!!>
‘Turtle’ was an incredibly intelligent, stubborn, funny and opinionated woman. (Duhh)
<My Favorite:> People have asked me to tell the story of the first time Bad ‘Turtle’ was bad. ... It really began the day Bad ‘Turtle’ was born.
‘Turtle’ was an incredibly intelligent, stubborn, funny and opinionated woman. (Duhh)
<My Favorite:> People have asked me to tell the story of the first time Bad ‘Turtle’ was bad. ... It really began the day Bad ‘Turtle’ was born.
