Chuck Norris...forever!!!

This is a FABULOUS site!!! I was crying at my desk.

 

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

Example Chuck Norris Facts:

1. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
2. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
3. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
4. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
5. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
7. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
8. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he fucking MEANS it.
9. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
10. An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
11. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
12. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
13. Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
14. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
15. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Lovin' it!!
 oh, and this one too: Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Happy New Year!

FYI, things are getting better with the whole stolen wallet drama. I am still waiting on my pin number for my debit card, but I've been managing. as long as there is fuel for my

The new year so far has been quiet. It looks like things are ramping up on the work front.

I like to make broad resolutions so I can work on them little by little throughout the year. I like key words, like one year, it was "ORGANIZE" and that was a very productive year.

This year I think my resolution is not going to be just one word as in years past. This year's theme will be "Get your Sh*t Together!!"

Yes, those exclamation points are necessary.

 

I got started prior to the new year by getting insurance for my car which I have neglected for a long time. And getting the ruby beauty inspected. Now I just have to get the registration and I will have peace of mind.

My dining table is usually full of papers. Well, it still is, but less than before. I spent every spare moment with a shredder on one side of me and a trash can on the other while I sorted and filed the bills and miscellaneous reciepts.

I actually had fun! Thank you Santa for my shredder!

 

A friend got a pleasant suprise when she got word that her stolen truck was found and is at an impound lot in Ft.Worth. The guy who stole it was found with crack in it.  Yay!

 

2006 is already looking up. Hope good things happen for everybody!

Happy New Year!